Where is he? I’ve looked everywhere and I can’t see him anywhere! Honestly, Miss Lambert needs to think about me a bit more when she hides these house mascots. I walk on four legs you know and I can’t see things up high very easily! I spent the whole of Thursday looking for Oswald the Osprey – I checked the changing rooms, the ICT Labs, the Nursery Pods…even Mr Goodwin’s office and, no, not a sign. I DID see some rather plump looking pigeons which did distract me for a bit but I know all about managing my distractions now, after Mrs Ingham gave me a few lessons last year. Apparently, lots of the small humans did find Oswald – you must all be very good at noticing things! Anyway, Miss Lambert told me that I wasn’t to pounce on Oswald with my sharp claws if I did find him. What fun is that??

I’m very excited this week as all the after school clubs start. I have Tuna Appreciation Club on Monday and then Fishing Club on Thursday. There are some very exciting things going on for all the small humans although I seem to be the only member of Tuna Appreciation Club. At the first session we will be eating some tuna and appreciating it. In the second week, we will be eating some tuna and appreciating it. For the third week, I thought we could eat some tuna and appreciate it. You get the idea. At Fishing Club, we will be catching the tuna. Although Mr Mannings tells me there aren’t many tuna off Bahrain. Oh well, Al Osra has plenty. Right – better go…I’m going to pounce on the Fergy the Falcon before he gets hidden.