Well, phew! Another Marathon Relay under my collar and I must say I was very pleased with my time – did you see me whizzing passed Mr V and Mr McInroy? I think I need to be renamed; perhaps ‘Zoom’ would suit me.

It was a very busy week for the swimmers of St Chris, which seems to be almost everyone! You must all like fish as much as me. What an amazing school this must be to have a whole event for humans centred around catching fish! Well done all those various-sized humans who swam incredibly quickly and had lots of fun too. I did dive in to see where all the fish were that you were chasing but couldn’t find a single one! You did a good job catching them all!