Mi- oh dear- aow!
Report time! I always dread this time of year. Still, it wasn't too bad. I got good marks in 'Dozing' and 'Mousing' but maths....oh dear. Mr Roycroft said I had made a great effort this year but it just wasn't going well. So, I went to see Mr Mannings as he is some kind of maths genius according to the Year 6 humans. Anyway, he started telling me about some Greek guy called Eratosthenes and his sieve method of finding prime numbers! I'm only a cat! I'd be happy if I knew how many tuna cans were in my cupboard...(none, as it happens..hint,hint)

I was delighted with the performance of Aladdin - well done to all the year 5 and 6 humans who performed so brilliantly under my expert direction (although I did have some help from Mr Brandreth, Miss Dracup, Miss McLeod and countless others). I really do wish I was the Genie – how cool was that dude!?

I noticed that there was more watery fun at the swimming pool last Wednesday. The Year 2 humans were having their swim gala. It looked great fun as they were throwing balls in nets and splashing around with floats. Mind you, not one of them found any fish to throw for me! If anyone would like to throw me a little tuna or salmon maybe, I really wouldn't mind.

And wasn't Charity Fun Day something?! I love events like that - all that food! I loved the stalls and the games that all the Year 6 humans had made up. It was also mufti day. I must admit, I am never too sure what to wear on mufti days? I'm black and white. I can't change!

Right, better go and keep my eye on the Year 2 and Nursery shows...such a busy week!
Catch you later, my feline friends